Geez, what else?

So, I was working on a snowy, slushy day. People were getting into little (and big) car accidents left and right. My partner and I just finished getting fuel in the ambulance when we get another 911 call. Okay, no big deal right? Well, on my way to the call, all of a sudden another car collides with the ambulance. Luckily, no one was hurt, except another ambulance had to be called to handle the 911 call we were supposed to be running, and the bumper of the car that collided with us was no longer attached to the car...Well, it is county policy that the driver of the ambulance has to immediately go and do a pee drug test and a breath-a-lizer. Well, I had already gone to the bathroom an hour or so before. Those of you that know me...know that this posed a problem. My camel-sized bladder caused me to have to down 24 oz of Dr Pepper and almost empty the hospital of apple juice...all in about 20 minutes. You will be happy to know that my breath-a-lizer test came back at 0.000. The company that does the testing will probably call me and say "your drug screen was negative, but we think you may be diabetic." I ALMOST made it to my mission without wrecking an ambulance (even though, I didn't wreck it...there wasn't even that much damage, just a minuscule dent in the wheel cover.) I have to admit, there is never a dull day in my life.