I read this story and laughed, because I think this is almost the point that I have reached with my ortho doc:
"A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good either. On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."But Doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia.""I know," said the physician, "I can cure pneumonia!"